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100 Truths (or almost-truths):
001. Real Name → Jade
002. Nickname → Slim Shady, Nao-chan (Gerty), Dear Naoko (Gerty again) Naoko (Azure).
004. Male Or Female → Female
005. Primary School → Sacred Heart (barely, thanks to them assuming about my eyesight), St. Mungo's (again, barely thanks to same assumptions) and finally St. Roch's (from P2 onwards)
006. Second School → Rosshall Academy
007. College/Universality → If only *sniff*.
008. Hair Colour → A dark, mousy brown. But I dye it blonde, though some brown remains.
009. Long Or Short → Probably about my mid back now. I still want it long, right down to my waist or hips.
010. Loud Or Quiet → Loud when with my friends. Quiet when alone.
011. Sweats Or Jeans → Jeans.
012. Phone Or Camera → Phone.
013. Health Freak → I don't know.
014. Drink Or Smoke? → I only drink wine or champagne, and even then it's only at New Year.
015. Do You Have A Crush On Someone? → No.
016. Eat Or Drink? → Eat.
017. Piercings? → Yes. I have one on each ear, and it's staying that way.
018. Tattoos? → Nope. I don't think I will get one. It sounds too painful. My Jamaican Aunt Dionne has a huge dragon on her back.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN...?
019. An Airplane → Yes. But mum and I have a fear of flying. I got over it a few years ago, though.
020. A Car Accident → If you call a cyclist being stupid enough to wear dark clothing and getting hit my taxi an accident, because the driver didn't see him, then yes.
021. A Fist Fight → Yes, I've been in quite a few.
FIRSTS:
022. First Piercing → Um...I was five, I think. I cried as I was terrified it would hurt. What a baby. It didn't hurt at all.
023. First Best Friend → Yasmin. We met in P2 when I was hanging off the door because I didn't want Mum to leave. I haven't spoken to her in ages though. I used to go over to her house after church, where we would talk about the latest episode of "Cardcaptors" (although it was still as bad as the American version, we still had all seventy episodes, and we LOVED IT!) and play. Matthew is my best friend now.
025. First Award → For behaving good in P6.
026. First Crush → A blonde boy called Andrew when I was in P7. We went out for a bit. He had what is wrongly know as 'double-jointed', but there's no such thing. It just means you're more flexible.
028. First Big Vacation → Disneyland Paris (so cliché.)
LASTS:
029. Last Person You Talked To → My mum.
030. Last Person You Texted → One of my friends.
031. Last Person You Watched A Movie With → Matthew and I went to see "Sherk the Third" together. We were meant to go see "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1" together, but someone didn't get me up on time. We might go see "The Inbetweeners Movie" together.
032. Last Food You Ate → Mum's homemade kung-po chicken with white rice.
033. Last Movie You Watched → "Final Destination 5"
034. Last Song You listened To → "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry.
035. Last Thing You Bought → I Haven't bought anything in ages, so I don't remember.
036. Last Person You Hugged → My best friend, at Prom (because he lives so far away, remember?)
FAVES:
037. Food → Pasta (especially mum's Spaghetti Bolognese…mmmm…) and chocolate.
038. Drinks → Irn Bru! It's phenomenal! Do-do-de-do-doo (most of the people who get that will be Scottish)
039. Clothing → My new suit jacket, my skinny jeans and my baseball and Ugg boots. I also like wearing a shirt and tie and I see nothing masculine, butch or crossdress-y about that. Oh, I also love waistcoats. I really love waistcoats, and I only have three
.040. Book → I have a lot, too many to pick a favourite.
041. Music → I like Pop, Classical, and a bit of most things, but I hate heavy metal. I can't stand it!
042. Flower → I never really thought of that. Maybe lavender or a red rose…
043. Colours → Purple, Red, Green and Silver.
044. Movies → They're on my profile.
045. Shoes → Baseball boots, Ugg boots, trainers, slip-ons, flat-heeled pumps, and that's about it.
046. Subjects → English, Biology, History. I hated PE because I'm shite at sports. The only sport I'm good at is skiing.
IN THE PAST YEAR I...
047. [] Kissed In The Snow
048. [x] Celebrated Halloween
049. [] Had Your Heart Broken
050. [] Went Over The Minutes On Your Cell Phone
051. [] Someone Questioned Your Sexual Orientation
052. [] Came Outta The Closet
053. [] Gotten Pregnant
054. [] Had An Abortion
055. [x] Done Something You've Regretted
056. [x] Broke A Promise
057. [x] Kept A Secret
058. [x] Pretended To Be Happy
059. [] Met Someone Who Changed Your Life
060. [] Pretended To Be Sick
061. [] Left The Country
062. [] Tried Something you normally wouldn't like, and liked it
063. [x] Cried Over The Silliest Thing
064. [] Ran A Mile
065. [] Went To The Beach
066. [] Stayed Single
CURRENTLY:
067. Eating → Nothing.
068. Drinking → Irn Bru.
069. Getting Ready To → Watch "The Simpsons" on Channel Four. I love my daily fix of random Simpsons episodes every day
expect weekends, because isn't on then).070. Listening To → Nothing.
071. Plans For Tomorrow/Today → have a lie-in, write, read, watch TV, and play "Dragon Quest IX".
072. Waiting For → Eh?
YOUR FUTURE:
073. Want Kids? → I want to adopt. There is no way I am going through pregnancy. Besides, there are too many children needing a loving family, straight or not.
074. Want To Get Married? → I don't know. But if I do I'm either keeping my own name, or changing it back to mum's maiden name.
075. Careers in mind → Author and Archaeologist. I've wanted to be an author since I was small and Archaeologis seems like my kind of thing, despite what people say about my eyesight and allergies. I'm not allergic to sand you retards! And I could find things better with my hands, due my eyesight.
WHICH IS BETTER ON A BOY/GIRL?
076. Lips Or Eyes → Eyes.
077. Shorter Or Taller? → Taller, BUT I HATE BEING SMALL!
078. Romantic Or Spontaneous → Romantic, but also asks permission, if you get what I mean. I would love a girl/guy who would buy me flowers (but my fucking allergies don't allow that) and let me hold their hand lovingly in public…I'm not so sure about all the kissing though…
079. Nice Stomach Or Nice Arms → Both, though I'm not shallow or superficial.
080. Sensitive Or Loud → Sensitive, and misunderstood. I have someone like that, as a matter of fact.
081. Hookup Or Relationship → I don't know.
082. Troublemaker Or Hesitant → Hesitant. I'm not a fan of pranksters. They piss me off with their immaturity.
HAVE YOU EVER:
083. Lost Glasses/Contacts → More broken than lost. And it's usually the fucking nose pads!
084. Ran Away From Home → I almost did when I was younger.
085. Held A Weapon, For Self Defence → No.
086. Killed Somebody → NO! NO! NO! But I might kill him if he ever shows his ugly face again. It depends whether I'm near the kitchen or not…
087. Broken Someone's Heart → No way! I would never do that!
088. Been Arrested → Nope, never. Mum says if I do, she will never talk to me again. Trust me, you would rather face prison than her wrath.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Yourself → Not really. I put myself down a lot.
091. Miracles → Sometimes
092. Love At First Sight → No. How can you tell you love someone simply by looking at them? It's bullshit!
093. Heaven → Yes.
094. Santa Claus → No. But I did when I was young.
095. Sex On The First Date → God, no! That's disgusting! And I've never, ever have sex.
096. Kiss → Huh?!
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is There One Person You Wanna Be With, Right Now? → Yes, but he lives so far away
.098. Are You Seriously Happy With Where You Are, In Life? → I'm quite neutral at the moment.
099. Do You Believe In God → Yes.
100. Post As 100 Truths And Tag sum people → Eh, yeah? But I won't tag, as the tagged person might not want to do it.
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On the following days, draw/write your OTP:
2. It evolved from my mum calling me "Shadey Jadey".
38. It's delicious! The recipe is secret but whatever good things or crap thing they put in there, they make it so addictive. I was disappointed when I went to Disneyland Florida and they didn’t have it. Though that was the least annoying thing that particular holiday.
73. Thanks
. The pregnancy thing is mainly because I fear for a repeat of what happened with my mum and me (long story).
A few things have changed since in those three years, but I won’t edit it as I like seeing my past
. For example, I like Sangria now, and have a metal list of people I would kill, no questions asked, simply called the “The List”. And I'm fine with kissing too.
38. Oh, ok. Cola does just as well (I just have cravings sometimes, for various things, at random times).
73. I think everyone does but won't admit it.
I'm like that too, I guess, thought it is mainly because I, as a person with OCD, worry about germs. Is that bad?
73. Embarrassing?
Yeah. I don’t really see why OCD is such a hindrance (well, I don’t clean things for hours a day, so maybe I’m not that bad). For me, it just means I wash my hands and face a lot (sticky substances in particular seem to freak me out, though I still eat things like caramel and nougat XD), especially after eating (I don’t want to get grease or fragments on anything); obsessively arrange my room (some just call me tidy, but everything has a certain place and goes in that exact place when not being used); and finally, a weird aversion to circles (I think I’ve said this before, but if not). I can’t go around a full circle one way without ‘counteracting’ it by going back around in the opposite direction. I don’t why, but I still feel bad/like something bad will happen if I don’t go back around.
Well, UK English is as broad as well. English itself is one of the most complicated languages out there (though, from experience, Latin and Japanese can be pretty damn confusing). For example, in Japanese, there is no distinction between plural and singular nouns.
Even between two countries right next to each other (Scottish and England for example). There are places where a town/city only a few miles from another can speak a completely different language. I had an English assistant for most of my second and many a laugh or confusion was had at the difference in protonation and, of course, the different words for the same thing (sometimes I even accidently took on an English accent XD).
Yeah, we call Americans ‘Yankees’ or simply ‘Yanks’. Where does that word come from, anyway? Scottish people also used to refer to the English as “Southron” (Person form the south).
Oh, ok.
Indeed. OCD seems to be one of those ‘fashionable’ disorders. I know I’m still a relatively mild case, but those who have been diagnosed have no idea just how live-consuming or restrictive it can be. Oh yeah, apparently hoarding can be a sign as well, and I’m one of those people who (apart from rubbish, of course) doesn’t get rid of something, even if it is broken, as I think it could come in use someday (I’m amazed my room is tiny even though I keep everything XD).
And, aw, c'mon, you have to believe in yourself more offten! You're a great person, so why do you put yourself down a lot?
Well, if I am too confident, then things will start going wrong.